Demerits
I guess everyone in New York is getting in trouble for saying bad words and everyone is in a big fight. I guess there’s a big hullabaloo about fáscismé and léftismę. This whole thing reminds me of that Twix marketing campaign. You know, the Left Twix and the Right Twix thing? It’s like, what do we choose?! What do we do! Suddenly our beloved tasty chocolate treat has us dealing with a harrowing moral dilemma! Oh, Lord…
As the Detective of New York and as the Mayor of Greenpoint, I need to fix this! I really need to step up and make a big change. I need to get to the bottom of this.